The Nottingham Conspiracy !

I’m fairly sure I’ve double-dosed on relaxation medication and paracetamol, not to mention hot lemon, but I am feeling better. Which means I’m crazy enough to make a blog update. Good enough to post something, at least, as long as I can, well, figure out what to post. If you’re reading this, you probably don’t want to hear any more half-assed anecdotes about my history; or maybe you do, I don’t know. It’s certainly, dare I say it, kind of fun. Or maybe you really do want to hear, if you’re the police, who are probably waiting for me to slip up since this was in the papers yesterday. Come to think of it – the boys in blue are always waiting for me to slip up, huh? The Sheriff of Nottingham to our Robin Hood. Although I reckon the Paladins have more of a claim to that title, who are exactly who the police should be going after rather than us. There are bigger nutters out there. Not that we’re nutters… Um, back to the newspaper clipping.

Sorry guys, “we both know [I] can escape the police even in this sorry state”, to quote a friend of mine. Oh yeah, and I know it’s a bad scan but that was never my strong point, technology. I can work an ipod, this laptop functions, and I can turn on the microwave and that’s the long and short of it. The “fraud” mentioned which doesn’t quite do things justice might I add isn’t my handiwork, so credit where credit’s due. I’m not so proud as you might think. Or maybe it’s just being sick making me so Samaritan – you’ll never know, haha. I’m certainly more willing to snuggle up under a large duvet with friends when I’m like this than I would be on any other day of the year, as some friends have learnt the hard way when they’ve tried to before.

Alright then, what else is there to say. Well, Manchester University might have a student union of sorts who are interested in the project I mentioned a few posts back, so if I can rustle up any more press I’ll let you all know. All the plans are, effectively, finalised, and I’m going ahead with it my end of Nottingham come rain or shine. I might be in Scotland around that time too, summertime that is. Please post your interest/questions here – you don’t need to be a member of WordPress to post, and I’d love to hear from people about anything. Flame or fame, whatever’s your game. And that’s enough with the Doctor Seuss rhyming although I have to say since my childhood that guy was a pure genius. Might have inspired me if I hadn’t had bigger plans. -cough- You didn’t hear that. But hey, we’re all entitled to a little grandiose plan or two! Speaking of which, we’ve got a new look, made by yours truly. I especially like the Robin wearing my hat, looks pretty god huh? Kills time when I can’t get out of the house.

That’s about all I have to say. More tomorrow, I guess.

- Robin Hood, starting to feel better.